on muscle pain

never wear icy hot to the supermarket; it’s like catnip for the elderly.

on being broke

not carrying cash with me keeps me from buying junk from the vending machine; or maybe it’s my way of looking at the bright side of being broke.

on transportation

what’s up with the minivans that have “this vehicle stops at all railroad crossings” printed on the back of their trunk?  so (shrugs), i stop at red lights. um, if there’s a train coming, unless we have a death wish, don’t all vehicles stop at railroad crossings?” what’s the point at stopping at a RR crossing if there is no train coming and when do they go. things that make you go, humph!